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Coke Whore Classic | Shut Up You Coke Whore| Funny Graphic Streetwear Tee – Let the Shirt Do the Talking | White Shirt

Coke Whore Classic | Shut Up You Coke Whore| Funny Graphic Streetwear Tee – Let the Shirt Do the Talking | White Shirt

Regular price $13.00 USD
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Have you ever been caught in a late night bathroom “line” conversation you just couldn’t escape?

Is there that one psycho hose beast that hangs around that just. won’t. shut. up. ?

Have I got the shirt for you..

My delicate pre-teen ears picked this line up out of a movie. in the 90s and immediately proceeded to drop it as a sick burn in front of my mother, having no bearing on the meaning behind it. It has now been resurrected and screen printed for your wearing pleasure.

Let the shirt do the talking so you don’t have to.

The ultimate conversation starter or ended.

Perfect for:
✔️ Introverts with a sense of humor
✔️ People who appreciate a solid 90s movie reference
✔️ Anyone who's been stuck in one too many TMI convos in public bathrooms
✔️festival pals that don’t want to lose each other in the crowd


Let your shirt speak volumes – so you don’t have to.

✨ Classic gildan unisex fit
✨ Available in multiple colors & sizes
✨Looking for a specific color or size? Reach out!
📈Want to stock your shop or small business? let’s chat about large orders!


• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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