Have you ever been caught in a late night bathroom “line” conversation you just couldn’t escape?
Is there that one psycho hose beast that hangs around that just. won’t. shut. up. ?
Have I got the shirt for you..
My delicate pre-teen ears picked this line up out of a movie. in the 90s and immediately proceeded to drop it as a sick burn in front of my mother, having no bearing on the meaning behind it. It has now been resurrected and screen printed for your wearing pleasure.
Let the shirt do the talking so you don’t have to.
The ultimate conversation starter or ended.
Perfect for:
✔️ Introverts with a sense of humor
✔️ People who appreciate a solid 90s movie reference
✔️ Anyone who's been stuck in one too many TMI convos in public bathrooms
✔️festival pals that don’t want to lose each other in the crowd
Let your shirt speak volumes – so you don’t have to.
✨ Available in multiple colors & sizes
✨Looking for a specific color or size? Reach out!
📈Want to stock your shop or small business? let’s chat about large orders!
Upgrade your basics with this micro-rib tank top. Crafted from soft Airlume cotton, it features thick straps and a mid-length cut. Pair it with jeans or layer it under a blazer for a chic look.
• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• 1 × 1 micro rib
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
| XS |
12 ¼ |
12 ¼ |
| S |
12 ⅝ |
14 |
| M |
13 |
14 ¾ |
| L |
13 ⅜ |
15 ¾ |
| XL |
13 ¾ |
16 ¾ |
| 2XL |
14 ⅛ |
17 ¾ |
